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Re: 2017 stupid comment
« Reply #60 on: June 25, 2017, 11:30:51 AM »

Big skier went up to deep mid wicket. Our fielder stood, waiting, kept watching the line, then realised it wasn't going to make it, ran in full dive and it bounced hit him and went infield, Ho got up ran it down and threw it in.

Then one of the oppo on the otherside of pitch shouts "that hit fence and bounced back in its Six you cheating ******

Despite even his own team mates and the batsman that played the shot telling him he's blind. He steamed on the pitch shouting "who dares call me a liar, I'll fight everyone of you"


He was still claiming a six at tea.


I shudder at the muppets that play this game.
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Re: 2017 stupid comment
« Reply #61 on: June 25, 2017, 11:44:28 AM »

Big skier went up to deep mid wicket. Our fielder stood, waiting, kept watching the line, then realised it wasn't going to make it, ran in full dive and it bounced hit him and went infield, Ho got up ran it down and threw it in.

Then one of the oppo on the otherside of pitch shouts "that hit fence and bounced back in its Six you cheating ******

Despite even his own team mates and the batsman that played the shot telling him he's blind. He steamed on the pitch shouting "who dares call me a liar, I'll fight everyone of you"


He was still claiming a six at tea.


I shudder at the muppets that play this game.

He will fight every one will he ? Hopefully  someone will   take up his offer and knock some sense into him.
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Re: 2017 stupid comment
« Reply #62 on: June 25, 2017, 12:25:51 PM »

Had a quality one a couple of weeks ago.

Oppo tailender comes in and takes guard and umpire says "its Right arm over and there's 3 balls gone".

Tailender replies "so is that 3 left or 3 gone?"  :D

To be fair i think it was banter rather than being dumb!
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Re: 2017 stupid comment
« Reply #63 on: June 25, 2017, 01:08:17 PM »

In last week's ridiculous heat we got pounded to all parts to the tune of 290-5 off 40 overs.

Towards the end of their innings one of our guys, who thinks his chirping is far better than it is, decides to tell a guy that "his bat edges were getting a hell of a workout." He was 120 not out at the time...
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Re: 2017 stupid comment
« Reply #64 on: June 25, 2017, 02:29:04 PM »

In last week's ridiculous heat we got pounded to all parts to the tune of 290-5 off 40 overs.

Towards the end of their innings one of our guys, who thinks his chirping is far better than it is, decides to tell a guy that "his bat edges were getting a hell of a workout." He was 120 not out at the time...



That reminds me of when some fool in the field calls out to a bloke slogging to cow corner for six to bring up run 120odd 'he's only got the one shot' !
Well maybe , but it seems to be pretty bloody effective a.t.m .  ;)
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Re: 2017 stupid comment
« Reply #65 on: June 25, 2017, 05:18:20 PM »

He will fight every one will he ? Hopefully  someone will   take up his offer and knock some sense into him.


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Re: 2017 stupid comment
« Reply #66 on: June 25, 2017, 09:27:24 PM »

I wouldn't say stupid but I'll mention it anyway. A lad comes in to bat, middle order and you can see he fancies himself. After facing a few balls at one end he's down at the other end and calls for his mark, 'middle'? 'Middle' replies the ump. The next ball he gets clean bowled by a beaut of a late inswinger . On turning away back to the club the ump mutters enough for most to hear it, '...and that was your off stump'.
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Re: 2017 stupid comment
« Reply #67 on: August 27, 2017, 06:57:25 AM »

Played yesterday and one of oppos batsmen offered these words of wisdom to a new batsman
'He's bowling off spin, that's coming into you'
I was bowling my googly?
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Re: 2017 stupid comment
« Reply #68 on: August 27, 2017, 10:21:37 AM »

"Send him back.... it's past his bedtime!"

Sledge directed at me (48) whilst facing a 14 year old bowler.

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Re: 2017 stupid comment
« Reply #69 on: August 28, 2017, 05:32:38 PM »

A keeper at Compton House nr Yeovil tried chirping me as I strode out to bat, Ayrtek on, said to me last time I saw something like that it was on Star Wars.

As I arrived a leaf rolled across the pitch, to which I picked up and presented and asked him to 'leaf it out mate'.
He was my mate after that
All in good jest sometimes
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Re: 2017 stupid comment
« Reply #70 on: August 28, 2017, 06:06:57 PM »

A keeper at Compton House nr Yeovil tried chirping me as I strode out to bat, Ayrtek on, said to me last time I saw something like that it was on Star Wars.

As I arrived a leaf rolled across the pitch, to which I picked up and presented and asked him to 'leaf it out mate'.
He was my mate after that
All in good jest sometimes

That's very punny,good on you!
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