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Talisman

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Re: Edge Branding
« Reply #30 on: March 15, 2012, 10:45:06 PM »

It is apparently in an effort to:

a)  Increase my already staggering sexual performance

b) To decrease  my impressive level of flatulence in the marital bed. Apparently 'squeezing out a cracker' whilst she's reading Marie Claire is not the done thing.  :(

I too am staggered that you consider sexual performance...
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