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alexhilly1492

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Funniest cricket story
« on: June 16, 2020, 07:15:07 PM »

Given all the doom and gloom in the world at the minute and all the negativity all over the place i thought it was about time we had a more lighthearted thread,

whats your funniest cricketing story?

can be something you've witnessed or were actually part of!
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Re: Funniest cricket story
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2020, 10:19:33 PM »

Ashwin, of X Factor fame, plays at Beaconsfield...

Pre season last year playing for the 4s, he's gone out to bat in big trainers that you'd expect to see on a teenage girl trying to be edgy at a rave and a Hawaiian shirt under his whites.

Third ball he finally laid bat on ball, hit it straight up in the air to point, who dropped one of the easiest catches I've ever seen, but Ashwin and the non-striker are by this stage both at the same end. So both start running to the keepers end, realise they've both set off and both turn round again, in the meantime it's taken two attempts to complete the run out. As soon as we'd seen him going in, all the 1s who weren't batting had gone to watch and certainly weren't disappointed.
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Re: Funniest cricket story
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2020, 10:30:05 PM »

Had a few bit one that stands out was a few years back now when I first joined my current club going out to open the batting and batting at 2 as normal and I said to my opening partner bloody hell keeper is a long way back opener said yea bloody hell, turned to look at the bowler to see a young lad about 14/15 and quite short and just says oh its that wind up. 1st ball they will all stand miles back as he bowls 45mph, have a laugh and then stand up. Oh ok I say to myself.

So umpire says play in ambles this young lad and I think to myself bloody hell JD was right. Nope this flash of red flys down pitches half way down the track jags in takes the gloves of my opening partner, knocks him on his (No Swearing Please) and ball balloons to gully.

Opening partner gets up, says got that a bit wrong and trudges off.

Blower then proceeds to bowl a 12/14 ball over almost hitting his toes or bowling beamers and is told he cant bowl any more by the umpire. No3 and myself put on 320 partnership for the 3rd wicket with no more wickets in our innings.
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Re: Funniest cricket story
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2020, 04:31:52 PM »

Had a few bit one that stands out was a few years back now when I first joined my current club going out to open the batting and batting at 2 as normal and I said to my opening partner bloody hell keeper is a long way back opener said yea bloody hell, turned to look at the bowler to see a young lad about 14/15 and quite short and just says oh its that wind up. 1st ball they will all stand miles back as he bowls 45mph, have a laugh and then stand up. Oh ok I say to myself.

So umpire says play in ambles this young lad and I think to myself bloody hell JD was right. Nope this flash of red flys down pitches half way down the track jags in takes the gloves of my opening partner, knocks him on his (No Swearing Please) and ball balloons to gully.

Opening partner gets up, says got that a bit wrong and trudges off.

Blower then proceeds to bowl a 12/14 ball over almost hitting his toes or bowling beamers and is told he cant bowl any more by the umpire. No3 and myself put on 320 partnership for the 3rd wicket with no more wickets in our innings.

hahaha  loving that!
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Re: Funniest cricket story
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2020, 09:55:05 PM »

Playing away at Chester Uni.  We bat first, make a par score. Their skipper comes over at tea apologetic because he's just done the batting order and realised he had just fielded 60 overs with 12 men. Not one player on either side had noticed.
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2020, 10:32:45 PM »

Playing away at Chester Uni.  We bat first, make a par score. Their skipper comes over at tea apologetic because he's just done the batting order and realised he had just fielded 60 overs with 12 men. Not one player on either side had noticed.

Someone had been in the student union for "a couple" of pre-game beverages 😂
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Re: Funniest cricket story
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2020, 12:34:29 PM »

we had the classic disappearing player... batting first put on an ok total but need to be on it in the field from ball one to make sure it stays competitive. 5 mins before taking the field we realised our spin king was missing (he usually doesn't have a tea anyway), his bag was in the changing room so definitely not done a runner. Young lad was sent at pace to see if he was sat in the car but he quickly returned to say he wasn't. Phone ringing out to voice mail so a Quick search of the club house and round the side etc but time ran out and we had to join the umpires on he field with 10 men - steam coming out of the captains ears. They get off to a flyer - every ball hitting the gap left by not having a 11. 9 overs in he suddenly appears at the edge of the outfield in a state of semi dress waving asking to come on the field. You can imagine the "banter" but with an edge of concern - assuming something had happened and he had needed to deal with it in private somewhere. But no, he had sat in his car, reclined the seat to get 5 mins of shut eye and just instantly fell asleep (he did work nights a taxi driver to be fair and was known to have a nap)... turns out the young lad had only ran to the corner of the car park nearest the club house, looked over at the guys car and as he didn't see him "sat" in the car though the window just assumed he wasn't in there. Bit of tense drinks break on the field that one.
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Re: Funniest cricket story
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2020, 01:16:08 PM »

Someone had been in the student union for "a couple" of pre-game beverages 😂

You'd think that but it was actually a pretty decent standard Uni 1st XI game - we had five guys who made it at least as far as County 2's including a guy who played for Barbados, and they had three who were on County books. 
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Re: Funniest cricket story
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2020, 03:32:02 PM »

You'd think that but it was actually a pretty decent standard Uni 1st XI game - we had five guys who made it at least as far as County 2's including a guy who played for Barbados, and they had three who were on County books.

So they should all be good enough to play after a few pints 😅
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